Y'all keep saying “don’t make Christmas edits with Joe” the boy celebrates Christmas now. He said in a podcast how Christmas was his favourite holiday because he never got to celebrate it as a kid and his wife does Christmas for him. Pete makes a lame ass joke about how he’s missed out and joes like yeah I have. I need 31 Christmases and 31 presents
You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. “It’s my birthday, not yours,” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
Unbelievable.
putting myself at the top of the Christmas tree because I’m a fuckin star
laying under the Christmas tree because I’m a fuckin gift
Livin inside the tree cause I’m a fuckin squirrel
i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word
“Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter”
i regret this
Best thing about winter is all the bugs r rotting in hell where they belong
thebestoftumbling
deutschedori
Me doing nothing while my life falls apart
This is the most terrifying shit ive ever seen
i love the triple take
FUCK!
What is with this music
